Step 1: Coffee ☕
Step 2: More coffee ☕
Step 3: Stare into the void until the coffee starts working 😂
There is no “good morning” until caffeine has entered the chat.
I don’t wake up—I boot up… very slowly… like an old computer from 2002.
For at least the first hour, I am not available for:
❌ conversations
❌ decisions
❌ eye contact
❌ anything requiring brain power
It’s just me, my coffee, and a quiet promise that eventually… I will become a person again.
Until then?
We keep refilling the cup and pretending we have our life together ☕✨
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I feel that. I prefer exercise AND THEN caffeine, but the caffeine is definitely non-negotiable.
Everyone always teases me and says coffee is my life blood and I should just have a permanent IV 😂
I love that.. just vibes
Haha right?!
For me, it depends on the day because I try to create something different in each one so that I don’t feel like my life is on “autopilot!” I only get one chance in this “game of life” so I want to make each moment count!
Ooooh that’s actually so genius!
Thank you so much!
I so badly wish I liked coffee! At my old job, I lived 3 tenths of a mile from my office so I stayed in bed as long as possible. Then got up with just enough time to take a shower and drive the 2 minutes to work.
Ooooh I wish! I have a 40 minute trek to my job and of course it’s usually pitch black the entire drive so coffee definitely keeps me going haha!